statistical and critical analysis of my move from bed stuy to harlem (with bonus moving day eve photo shoot)

i moved from bed stuy to west harlem

i called to turn off something, a utlitity of some some sort, and the lady on the line congratulated me

i believe this was because my mailing address city is no longer brooklyn and now is manhattan

i said "yeah, im moving to manhattan"

i measured some of the bigger and more easily measurable objects in my former room that i was moving to my current room

Here are the results: (all measurements are in inches, and are ordered by length x width x height)

room i moved out of:
12 x 9 x 9.5

1x bed (including mattress and box spring)
74 x 54 x16

1x white dresser with paint chipping off
32 x 19 x 37

1x ibanez guitar amp that sucks
14 x 8 x 14

1x gorilla guitar amp that sucks
13.5 x 9 x 17

1x fender guitar amp that sucks (i actually gave this away the day i moved)
18 x 8 x 16

1x big suitcase
30 x 20 x 12

1x small suitcase
20 x 15 x 8

1x bookcase
51 x 23 x 23

2x boxes filled with random stuff
22 x 22 x 21.5

1x U-Haul Cargo Van
9 x 5.5 x 4.25

room i moved into
10.25 x 10.25 x 10.25


BONUS______________________________


photo shoot i did of myself on the day before i moved:

UPDATE________I TOOK DOWN THE RESULTS OF THE PHOTO SHOOT BECAUSE MY BLOG IS OPENING TO SLOW BC I HAVE TOO MANY VIDS/PICS ON IT>>>I AM NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY MEDIA ON MY BLOG FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS OR SOMETHING UNTIL THE POSTS WITH LOTS OF VIDS ARE GONE>>>>SORRY

I am reading this weekend in bushwick.  if you live in nyc, make it out.  peligroso and roggenbuck (linked to the left) are the "headliners"

speaking of roggenbuck, he published an "internet poem" by me recently.  it is here.